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movie review

hello, i being such an authority on everything (yes, virgo, kya kare) would like to commenter on the Kool new movie of S05 (yes, export industry).

So, last nite the familia wented to see Ish's latest movie Kya Kool Hain Hum...review following just below, below only - look na, blog-reading uncle!!

Nish says: sleepy
Nish says: bloody movie went on till 2,30
Nish says: got home at 3, made tea
Nish says: and fell asleep at 4
Nish says: and no alcohol involved!!!!!!!!!!its a crime to keep me up so late without alcohol
rushes says: shit when did it start?
Nish says: 11.30 i think
Nish says: loooong movie
Nish says: very funny tho
Nish says: ish rocks in it
rushes says: really?
rushes says: tellings story, quickly
Nish says: ok so basically ritesh and tush 2 losers
rushes says: ok...then?
Nish says: tush goes to jyotish who says girl with til on dil be changing ur life
Nish says: ish aggressive pan parag chewing lady cop
rushes says: and then wot happens....????
rushes says: and then wot happens....????
Nish says: who beats shit out of lady molestors
rushes says: and then wot happens....????
Nish says: then there is some rapist going around and funny chain of events lead to tush being suspect
rushes says: and then wot happens....????
rushes says: so ish with tush?
Nish says: so ish is transformed into sexy girl to entice him a la miss. congeniality
rushes says: and then wot happens....????
Nish says: then ish does sexy dance 1
rushes says: and then wot happens....????
Nish says: then ish does sexy dance 2
rushes says: and then wot happens....????
Nish says: then ish falls in love with tush while doing sexy dance 2
rushes says: and then wot happens....????
Nish says: then there is this transvestite character that is loaded
Nish says: so rit pretend to be in love with tranny to get rich w/o seeing tranny
rushes says: ok...who that bes?
Nish says: and tranny gets neha dupia of college going prossy fame to find out if rits love being true for tranny
rushes says: and then wot happens....????
Nish says: then tush kidnaps tranny with blanket around trannys face for mandir marriage
rushes says: and then wot happens....????
Nish says: then blanket falls off and rit discovers his so called love being tranny
rushes says: and then wot happens....????
Nish says: then rit decides he in love with neha dupia of college prossy fame
rushes says: my gawd scary ass movie
Nish says: then two two copules is happeneing
Nish says: then movie is ending
rushes says: with prossies and rapists and lady cops
Nish says: but wait - they have to figure out who did rape plkus murder of girls
rushes says: and trannies
rushes says: so then wot happes???
Nish says: so rajpal yadav in guest apperance and cut off hands of rapees also pops up
Nish says: so all loose ends tie up
rushes says: hmmmmm
rushes says:interesting....
Nish says:and then we all sing kya kool hai hum
rushes says: i'll wait for cable guy to show
Nish says: but phunny
Nish says: yea ya
Nish says: i gotted free ticket

BUT YOU GUYS DONT - GO PAY MONEY IN BLACK (I PROMISE THE COPS IN BANDRA ARE NOT COVERING THE SUBURBIA BEAT ANYMORE)Please go see it - its really funny - Riteish Desmukh is hilarious - Ishaa Koppikar rocks!!! Tushhar Kapoor is also really funny and Neha Dupia has not changed her name yet (oh, i did spell the other three names correct by the way - sab sunita menonji ki daya hai)

(thash me sistah - isnt she pwetty?)

And now I also want to commenter on how when we go into stores and land up buying stuff because u get free stuff with it (no? its just me then?) well, i land up doing that a lot on the internet only the other way around - I go to these free mind and body enhancing websites like ediets and style.com and nytimes and then i feel so guilty for taking free advice that I say yes, please send me receipies on low cal desserts and also on how to be more spiritual and thinner and a better pet owner and the latest trends in new york (aaaah, vicarious living!!). So i get very very excited and feel ohso popular for the first ten seconds when it says i have 20new messages in yahoo mail YAY I SO POPULAR and then spend ten minutes deleting the lastest news from south beach diet... oh, no i would never unsubscribe - that is just rude.

posted by Nish @ 7:46 AM