hitch???? hitch???? hitch???
When will i get to see this movie - sunday night i was all enthu but the husband was bizy partying in his own little way - putting new exciting downloads or whatever turns on his mistress DELL - the bitchlap-top!!!so then we thought we would go last night for the 10.30 show - and as usual it said house full in front but like atleast 5 guys outside doing black sales... which pissed me off in a very aaah, fuck it lets pay 50bucks more and watch the movie way but pissed husband off in a righteous anger we are tax paying citizens of the country and we have a right to get tickets from the counter when it is not house-full way. so after argiung with the seriously ugly counter sales guy about how we would go to the police and jazz, (seriously ugly dude!!!) we actually wented to the police station and may i just say i never want to do it again.
i mean if the station is where there are people in need of help, how total slime of the earth must be the people who actually commit the crimes man??? ugly again - this was turning out to be one ugly m***f*** evening. So the inspection on charge Mr. Jagtap sent one constable with us to go slap the black guys (i'm not racist - guys who sell in black market - i love blacks!! the real blacks!! by which i mean african-american, africans also when they not busy killing each other and stealing money from starving women and children)
however, i think the ugly counter guy cought on to us and asked the guys who are doing black marketing of tickets to scoot - so we didnt find anyone... then the ugly counter guys (there was more than one ugly guy) whined to cops that the guys who are doing black marketing of tickets beat them up - well, duh!!! did u see how ugly u are - if u dont get beat up more i;d be surprised!!!
so, anyway since cop didnt find the guys who are doing black marketing of tickets, we wented back to police station.
mr. jagtap, cop at large said ok, we will send car tomorrow and husband said i will go with car (righteous anger here here!!!) and cop at large said ok, be here at 9.30pm sharp and husband said why 9.30? show is at 10.30, so cop at large said ok 10 (by now cop at large is getting little tired of the husband with righteous anger) me, i'm checking out the mug-shots - seriously its not just the american shows - they actually have pictures of ppl standing with boards (in marathi tho) with like side-profile and front shots!!! and they all look the same - UGLY!!!
so, then husband insisted that they make note of complaint in diary and cop-at-large said but we didnt catch anyone, what to make note of? so husband said but we know they are out there, so you make note of the fact that you didnt catch them
so cop at large said no, not needed
husband said needed
cop at large mumblend some lovely marathi phrases which i am very happy to not have understood and asked the chappie for diary
then cop at large asked husband for dad's name
then husband said i dont use it (husband having middle name, very important & foreign - i also having atleast 3 middle names given at time of birth bu not be using the same, because then i sound v.v.v. fancy and i really a humble girl at heart - aside from all the backpatting of the self and all)
cop at large said but how you no use?
husband said bus, i dont use - you use, i dont
so cop at large again muttered something and wrote down name without the middle initial and wroted rest of complaint in marathi
then cop at large asked us to leave
then i thanked cop at large because you know, he's a cop!!!
then we left
then husband suspected cop at large was chaisng us!!!
then husband made auto take diversion from sumdi-gaalii
then we reached home
then we walked up the long steep driveway home
then we said hi to the cats (building)
then we came home
then we took our cats for a walk (house cats a.k.a lc, tc and pc)
then i made tea
then i read what ho jeeves!!!
then i fell asleep
i have no comments whatsoever about my evening (except the counter guy being ugly but thats not so mucha comment as a fact of life - most indian guys are ugly!!! damn it i have to move to the netherlands)
but this is my life - come live it... rash may just visit during the body exchange program!!
posted by Nish @ 11:42 AM
2 He said She said:
mah ever so resilient honey bunny! muuuuaaaaaaaaahhh! have i told you lately that i absolutely adore you shitless?!? that blog was the one brightest spot in my whole day (a close second was actually (yes ACTUALLY!) chatting with you on msn. Even read it out to the illustrious vee who thought i was potty. Rock on Dude! The search for the obscure is its own reward!
nice... very nice! Nish, you havea flair for humour! Seriously cuz, you should start a series of articles a la dave barry!
When's you coming to the Bay? I want you to stay with us and then write a series of articles about your experiences :-)
milind
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