girl sanwiches will be served
the mutual self-admiration club i belong to has takena leaf out of the bible of good friendship as written by Shah Rukh KHan (also knows as the Baazigaar circa 80s, the King Khan circa 90s and as Shah by award-winning director of Swades - heheheh i have inner track i do i do - all part and parcel of being in inner circle) of brining biznez into friendship, love and devotion.So Rash and I are starting a beer bar, seeing as they all do so well. It's going to be called BAR BAR
BAR BAR will serve child beer - to keep you youthful
BAR BAR will also serve girl sanwich - which a certain someone has great experience with on cold december nights in delhi
BAR BAR will not have dancing girls - becos otherwise we cannot manage the cash register and also it becoming illegal to dance in this country. Only to be dancing oustide the toilet please since customer will have pushed kidney and urinary holding device capacty to the maximum during enjoyment hours at BAR BAR
BAR BAR will not have discounted happy hours, since all hours spent at BAR BAR will necessarily be happy
BAR BAR will set up a committee with one retred supreme court judge to decide if the stautue in front of BAR BAR will be of indiraji or chtrapati shivaji maharajji
BAR BAR will also not entertain any VAT - we do not like the germans every since they invented the holocaust. Dont they know indians were everywhere first.
BAR BAR will encourage random kissing by hot guys (to us not other hot guys though we strongly support gay&lesbian love, generous tipping, discreet bribing so their pictures and indecent exposures do not land on the blogs)
BAR BAR will make up new rules as it goes along
BAR BAR will have no other branches, twigs or leaves unless the tree huggers give us mucho money. In which case the francising costs will be 10000000000000000 $$ or Euros whichever is higher at that time
posted by Nish @ 8:11 AM
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BAR BAR will also allow random assed antakshari playing. Tables that participate shall also be given discount vouchers that can be used at BAR BAR on days after Good Friday but before Easter, except weekends (fridays saturdays & sundays)
BAR BAR reserves right of entry. You better be good to us!...Really!
Bar Bar Rocks!
...later.
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