Margaritas & miaows

hot cat under the roof

erk, ack and bloody hell!!! apparently when lola-cat had her reproductive innards removed so she wouldnt drive us nuts with the horny miaowing, the vet didnt do as thorough a innard-removal job as he should have!!! So a little bit of hormone producing ovary is left over!!
Now the collective heated atmospehere and horny cats in the building have triggered off the hormones of lola-cat and she makes a bloody hell lot of noise.
It's even worse than when I get twitchy towards the weekend - she yowls and yowls and I have to yell at Pepe to do her - only poor boy also had his little boy-bits removed so he doesnt really want to.
He just sort of healf-heartedly grabs her and humps her back - that is one sore back ladies and gentlemen.

and the best or worst bit depending on wose persepctive you have - i have mine so the bit is that Lola-cat does a lot of yowling at night and i'm a heavy sleeper and husband isnt so he lands up bein awake like a lot and i think he doesnt like that i sleep like an angel (now i havent figured out why they say sleep like a baby becos according to the parents of inaya, she sleeps in very short bursts - i dont know if angels sleep well, but it just sounds nice) so he just yelled out SHUT UP at 5.35am this morning and i was like my god did my eveil dreams i actually say something aloud but i belive my guilt was misplaced and it was gaali for lola-cat. Poor thing - she cant help the horniness - its peer pressure!!! there is a very pretty cat all white/ black/ yellow who has two big tabbycats fighting over her in the bilding compound.

and then husband started dark mutterings about how children make so much noise and they are sucha pain and MY poor ovaries started wincing at these dark eveil mutterings at 5.49am - when he was done yelling SHUTUP at lola-cat.

Erk, when will the horniness of lola-cat end - husband must sleep a full 6 hours, so we can start thinking about the good bits about babies. like their pretty toesies and finggies and the little chuckles and allover nice baby smell except when they shit thier pants in which case they have to be handed over to my mommy.

to become a more responsible corporate family, the cats have all been given respobnsibilities and positions:
Tigger is now Information Dissemination Executive Officer. She was going to be just executive but she is quite old school and old school likes the word officer apparently.
Lola cat is now Officer in charge of Protection from Bugs and Other Wierd Life-forms
Pepe is just Chief Cuteness Officer - with his big marble eyes he needs to be spread on a cracker and eaten raw style.

posted by Nish @ 12:24 PM