Margaritas & miaows

the forced effort

so i'm working along tra la la la la a - and i get forceded into blogging by my one& only, and so i am musing that i have nothing amusing - just a little muse about the disuse of my many skills and talents like dancing on the bar!! concocting wild stories which enable us to take child beers away from old men and into our rightful and deserving arms!!
so here is a review of zenzi - a RESTO BAR - with drums & bass music from israel - which means no lyrics!!!which means no dancing on bars because the bar is rather small!!! which means diffused lighting!!! which means no bumming drinks!!!which means expensive drinks!!! which means sober nish!!! which means needing of the excellent company or absolutely useless conversation!!! so i got useless conversation - which revolved around the begetting of the progeny!! is my biological clock ticking so loud??? can like everyone and their great-uncle hea iot?? why dont people leave my ovaries alon!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anyway, just got a personal trainer at great personal expense and sacrifice by husband so no scope that ruining all the effort of lifting weights by the working oif the leg muscles alone by going and getting fat. and the other stuff about cleansing the system by not induging inany vices.
The thing about people with no vices is that they can have really annoying virtues. Not that i am virtuous by any standards but why bother to find out
so instead i settled down to some fine fusion food - a lovely alliteration in concept not so succesful in practice.... I think i'm justa bit sore that the nori rolls came with french chilli suacisses instead of my fave - wasabi!!!
anyway, enough cribbing already - its a nice place, nice food, hot gora men manning the place which makes the long wait for the valet totally alright with us.
and Saturday night i wented to pesahwari with the husband - gave him major grief about how he goes on all his biznez lunches there and i never get to go which didnt work so then tried the whole love-mush angle which also didnt work so then just had to put foot down and insist he take me - heheheh
and people of the world - if u ever commit heinous crimes like serial killing and rape or rape& then serial killing or embezzlement (tho that doesnt get u electric chair) and u want a last meal - i wuld highly recommend the dal bukhara. just like that - no dilution of taste by naan/ roti. and doggy bag the barra or raan and give it to me (you cant take it to hell, duh!!! cos if u are a serial killer and/ or rapist did you really think you would go to heaven?)

posted by Nish @ 10:03 AM