Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Mid-week Random chatter

As opposed to InaneChatter which is patent-worthy....

Reason to drink: It's pouring and its so romantic when it rains and the wind goes whhooooosh and the waves go crrrrrrash
Ergo Location: Ghetto!!!
Participants: Stupendous Rash, Fabulous Nish and Krix the interpid pilot (or so he says - what is so interpid about being kricked anyway huh??huh??

Krix the interpid pilot: You know, I am just a beautiful lessbian trapped in an ugly man's body.
Fabulous Nish: It's ok dahling, we were all lesser people at some point of time - work on the superpowers!!!

Location: The lanes of Bandra where Krix the interpid pilot, Stupendous Rash and Fabulous Nish are raiding the late-nite wine-shops and driving to Carter Road to finaly enjoy the rains.

Krix the intrepid pilot (driving): Left or Right?
Fabulous Nish: Oh, straight dahling, because you know otherwise you would just be a lesbian trapped in an ugly man's body

5 He said She said:

At 8:30 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Nish,

I must confess, at the very outset, terribly honoured to have found a mention in your 'oh so esteemed' blog, honourable or otherwise(jus like my intentions most of the time *wink*)... Pleased to be giving gyaan:

Why intrepid? well, out in the stormy rain, in my rundown car, good music for company, comfortably numb (alcohol induced mostly), wanderin the mean streets of bandra lookin for some more ale, with stpendous rash n fabulous nish as booty... see the numbers add up? Am i fukkin intrepid or waht?!! huh??

And be warned when you ask me to wokk on my supah powers, the only supah powers i have at the moment are stuendous rash n fabulous nish... so i wudnt mind wokkin on them a wee bit!! careful with the axe eugene!! (*snicker snicker*)

And as for my orientation.. sigh.. not straight.. jus a lil kinkily bent id say!! lol Come to think of it(now dont u go off on "the come" angle!!)the kind of suaph powers im wishin for right now is is the power to convince all those lesbian chicks out there that im one of them... sigh.. i know some day its all gonna be worthwhile... hymen!

 
At 8:32 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

PS: Hey.. what da fukk were u doin up at 0630hrs postin on da bloggg??

 
At 9:33 AM, Blogger Nish said...

heheheh us super-powered turbo boosted ppl dont need sleep!!!!!!
i think it is on bloody iceland standard time or israel - cant figure out what the I stands for

 
At 10:45 AM, Blogger rushes said...

All this issue over tissue (..cartilage I’ve heard though! it’s the heard instinct!)...I say its a free world and everyone has the right to do whatever/whoever they want to! (want being the operative word!)
On a tangent however...how's the terrible affliction of "footinmouthitis" doing I wonder!!

 
At 10:46 AM, Blogger rushes said...

Also get on yahoo baba...waiting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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