Margaritas & miaows

a whole lotta alimony

I just realised that Liz, you know LIz Hurley and I know each other - if you apply the six degrees of seperation theory!!
1. I am a supplier to OTTO-AGN, the buying house
2. It is owned by Nikki Nayar
3. Who is brother of Arun Nayar
4. Who is bonking the gorgeous and endowed Liz Hurley

There - just four degrees of seperation. There is also one on how I am related to Kishore Kumar, but I shall not reveal all my claim-to-fame party tricks in one posting!!!

However, didja know Arun Nayar is now divorcing his wife Valentina Pedroni to do rub-a-dub with Liz??? And guess how much alimony Valentina is suing him for - 4.5crore. Thats a whole lotta swim-suits for Liz to sell since Arun's little computer biznez aint doing too well and we all know how tight-fisted the Germans are and his mother is German and his dad is a pilanderer...heheheh love how i know goosy jossip. And then he claimed that Valentina used to do 'mental torture' and deprived him of kids and ergo he should not have to pay her 4.5crore to get her off his back so he can do rub-a-dub with Liz!!! And Val (she is a third degree friend after all, can hardly keep calling her Valentina, its like saying vous, vous instead of tu, tu)
is tres unhappy that she has been accused of 'mental torture' and all this has been reported by 'close friends (of the 0.5 or 1 degree of seperation variety) who do not wish to be named'. Now me is thinking many things

a. Why would any dignified self-respecting working woman (Val 'imports' scarves and other indian beaded things to europe for muchos euros and says she has her own money) want money from a scumbag who wants to rub-a-dub her former baaaaaast frend??? (self-defeating answer being probably that becos he was doing rub-a-dub with former baaaast frend.

b. What eggzackly constitutes 'mental torture'?? Like is it if the cat keeps wanting to get into a/c bedroom and then wanting to go out in 10 mins and strategically choosing the side of bed away from door so can say but u closer to door so you open it? Or is it like I filled the water bottles yesterday, so today is your turn and you didnt do it you bad bad? Or like you washed my dark socks but mixed pairs, so I dont have matching socks and have to hope that others dont notice its dark pants-light socks (such a fashion no-no in the empire of Fabulous Nish of the all dark socks so hehehe have no problems what is washed fame) ? I really really wanna know so you know, some day if well, you know then the suee cannot turn to me the suer and pull out long list of 'mental tortured' householid stuff to get away from not keeping me in sportmix catfood for life.

c. Liz Hurley is 40 and gorgeous and stays that way by not having dinner - hmmmmm, will do so from tonight - actually was supposed to be last nite but husband got home evil burger and only way i know to kill evil burger is by exposing it to my extra-strong gastric juices and evil tapeworm combination!!!

And now Karishma Kapoor has gotted lovely daughter out of Sunjay Kapoor and is moving back to Bombay and filing for divorce again for muchos money 7crores - me is findging major connection with her ex-lovah Abhishek Bachhan suddenly having rocking career and doing very well and the new daahhling of industry and also husband doing (whisper whisper) coke **GASP***. And I am also thinking that if she does get this money out of coke-snorting-numerologist-visiting husband (i mean comeon, Sanjay is spelt with a not u) her next song should be ch***** banaya, bada mazzaa aayaa. And again - she also has lotsa potsa money since she was big-time film-star and will get back into films again I am sure.

I dont know, I am thinking to be following husband and hoping to catch him doing something wilder than downloading anti-virus patches and drinking something more alcholic than tea and then rushing for pre-nup agreement.......... except i not have one. Damn it, knew i was forgetting something in whole heady whirlwind of sarees and menu planning and last drinking session while single!!!

posted by Nish @ 12:38 PM