FCUK DIETS
going to get meself a t-shirt saying just that...i gotted tight pink tee from Sam (thank you darling muuuuuaaaahhhh) which says Label Whore - now we all know that you can only wear sexy tight t-shirt if we dont have back fat rolls hanging out from low-waisted pants and i try and i try and i try - and i get satisfaction but not the variety of stepping on scales and then truimphantly pumping hand in air and screaming yes yes and then smirking at fat-ass aunties with three chins heheheh...my satisfaction is unfortunately more of oral variety - last weekend haded most excellent biryani, maida-polas, most excellent parathas and most excellent cappucino brownies!!! not able to do hand-pumping and smirking at gym... only thing that is disappearing is what we politely refer to as upper body ahem ahem....
NEED TWO THINGS MOST MOST IMPORTANTLY - NOT INTER-TRADEABLE.
1. Salma Hayek Rack
2. Jenifer Aniston hair
Oh, and new nokia phone while waiting for GOD to clear backlog of solving tenshun in iraq africa and russia and get started on me.
OH OH, T-SHIRT IS GOING TO SAY " WILL WORK FOR EFFICIENT TAPE-WORM" ON BACK
posted by Nish @ 12:01 PM
2 He said She said:
you forgot...
3. Angelina Jolie lips
4. Brad Pitt anytime!
Also my t-shirt's going to say "fcuk off". so there!
not to mention
j. lo's touchie
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